...Tanzen will be taken off of the simmering back-burner, re-covered and put into the refrigerator. There was nearly a REAL reunion of Eric, Paul and maybe even Pêrj that was to have yielded the most significant results since the core of Tanzen last gathered in Rip's garage, but sadly, it was averted days prior.
No need to fret, as Tanzen's shelf-life has been amazingly categorized as "simply indefinite". Over the next few weeks it will congeal into a cool sludge, making its flavors richer and its sensation more fulfilling. Tanzen will be back sometime in September, as predicted by an 11th-hour compromise between scientists and incumbent politicians.
Consider the two pieces of (multi)media below as food to sustain you until then. Draw them deep within your bosom and let them writhe around until they subdue your sins. They are both relevant and interconnected. Creamy beaver, hotter than a fever.
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